Indian Institute of Ponytail Management - IIPM

This blog is devoted to the study of Ponytail Management - a field that was given its initial impetus by none other than Arindam Chaudhuri of the Indian Institute of Ponytail Management (IIPM) fame who started a the first ever course on Ponytail Management in the world famous IIPM at Delhi.

Sunday, December 11, 2005

Basics of Ponytail Management at IIPM - II

As most of you know, chickens are very intelligent animals. They have an extremely small brain which gives them their razor sharp intelligence that is essential for understanding that they have to put food in their mouth at regular intervals in order to survive - survive till they reach nirvana when they are consumed by humans in one of the delicacies that popular chefs are dishing out these days. IIPM looks for students with the same razor sharp intelligence that is the hallmark of the chicken. All such students, who meet the exacting standards set by the intelligent chickens of this world, are selected by IIPM to join their exalted institution even before they are hatched out of the school system. To enable this, IIPM targets parents who display the same razor sharp intelligence that is the hallmark of the chicken, as demonstated by their responding to the world class double page colour IIPM advertisements in all the national and international daily newspapers. Once selected, and well before they hatch out of the school system, the prospective chickens and their parents money is carefully counted. They are then admitted to the bachelors program at IIPM so that they can imbibe the basics of ponytail management from an early and impressionable age. Having completed the bachelor's program at IIPM enables these chickens to do nothing else other than join the masters program at IIPM at an escalated cost where they can learn ponytail management for a further two years. Counting chickens before they hatch has thus been firmly institutionalized at IIPM in a form that no business school in the world has been capable of - least of all the IIMs which seem to be only good at declaring 150000 perfectly good eggs who knock at their door as rotten eggs and let in a thousand rotten eggs that never hatch!.

6 Comments:

  • At Wednesday, December 14, 2005 12:54:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    PLZ Mr.arindamchaudhuri donot wast student life,we are the feature but u wasting the student feature by ur false promise,its not ur money were u can purchase new car for u & ur family its the money of students who have given in the form of fees in the hope that we can make it in feature but u ar not doing anything ,just pulling as much as possible for ur movies.

    U ar also troubling even after we have got jobs by our self my troubling in giving our worth Deploma.We do not want good for nothing Degree of IMI .

    Iwant to ask one question to Arindam chaudhuri how can u force any student to wright paper on ur book"Great Indian Dream",no value addition & failing student ,asking them to right it by paying for reexam ,why we should when the book is good for nothing & not part of course& we ar not interested in it.You say it is one of the main paper & with out which Diploma is not possible.

    I request Business world to ask Arindam chaudhuri how can he force any one to prepare for book writen by him ,& plz ask him to give our diploma.

    And the main cheater in IIPM is IIPM run CMC :
    The cheaters name are :
    1)Anirud Sharma & his wife
    2)Rakesh malothra
    & many more I donot have the time for it

    IIPM also makes money by failing students wanttedly and forcing them to pay for re exam.
    Papers ar not corrected by Prof's
    its done by the CMC,because Prof's do not have time to correct student strength of nearly 1500 to 1600
    IIPM is now in planning to take in spring summer batch nearly 1800 for 2006-2008

    how can he place them ?
    ANS: He will say only student with so and so % can appair for placement,so he will reduce the strength to 50% but than also how can he place 50% also?
    He has two ways
    1)by taking more than half in Planman &
    2) by palcing the student in Direct sales job

    this is mail by all Ex IIPM's who ar frusted & not happy with IIPM
    We do not want anybodys dream's to be murdered & request not to join IIPM,u can keep in Bank and get Risk free interest.

    Worning to arindamchaudhuri donot spoil any more students life ,
    IIPM is a good institute provided u can limit ur student intake i.e not more than 350

    or
    u will face the frusted IIPM student

    Plz Business world publish this message in ur upcoming Business world & ask Ponytail why he doing all this.
    and thanks for plubishing this article which is required to create awarness.

     
  • At Monday, December 19, 2005 7:35:00 AM, Blogger Corprate Radical said…

    ok this must be a comment of a student..who has loads of backlogs...coz for reexam...the fee is 50/credit.if u finish ur backlogs within 2 yrs.Methinks its normal.

    CMC is the Career Management Cell....thats our placement cell and unlike other colleges students are not burdened with placement activities it is done by CMC.
    And since my personal xperience is limited to new delhi IIPM. I can only talk about it. ive been placed with a korean electronics major with gross 4.5L pa. by CMC.

    for more placement updates about IIPM Delhi(2004-06) log on to corporateradical.blogspot.com

    facts speak for themselves...

    ciao
    CR

     
  • At Sunday, January 08, 2006 12:57:00 AM, Anonymous Arindam's ex-secretary! said…

    2007 iipm admissions are going to look bleak. I have new info that IIPM are not GOING TO BE ALLOWED to open up any iipm extensions in the US or London!

    HAHA! fat fucks at cmc got the fax 3 weeks ago, but they still dote on as though they're innocent.

    fat fucks indeed!

     
  • At Sunday, March 26, 2006 5:50:00 AM, Anonymous RAMESH said…

    Vicious Negative people, specially ex ? secretary

     
  • At Tuesday, August 09, 2011 3:24:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    sunkey.co.in/2011/03/iim-launches-dare-to-think-beyond-iipm-campaign/

     
  • At Tuesday, August 09, 2011 3:25:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    sunkey.co.in/2011/03/iim-launches-dare-to-think-beyond-iipm-campaign/

     

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