Indian Institute of Ponytail Management - IIPM

This blog is devoted to the study of Ponytail Management - a field that was given its initial impetus by none other than Arindam Chaudhuri of the Indian Institute of Ponytail Management (IIPM) fame who started a the first ever course on Ponytail Management in the world famous IIPM at Delhi.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Advances in Ponytail Management at IIPM - I

In the first of the series on advances in ponytail management, we will explore the role and relevance of contact hours within the IIPM system. As you may have observed in the latest issue of the most widely circulated article in management history (the IIPM advertisement in all national dailies) written by the eminent Malay Chaudhuri, the IIPM program has as many as 1944 contact hours compared to just 1500 contact hours in the IIMs (and even lower contact hours in ISB). The higher number of contact hours at IIPM provides for more healthy and frequent contact between IIPM students and IIPM faculty (most of whom were IIPM students just a few contact hours ago), thus strengthing the alumni network of IIPM. Infact all alumni activities are counted as contact hours in IIPM since alumni = faculty and faculty=alumni in the IIPM system. IIPM believes in close and frequent contact between IIPM faculty and IIPM students. Infact the large number of contact hours enabled the most famous alumni of the IIPM system - Arindam Chaudhuri to contact his life partner who was, and continues to be, one his most frequently contacted students.

3 Comments:

  • At Tuesday, January 31, 2006 9:10:00 PM, Blogger Kary said…

    Ha ha! I can't make up my mind if these posts are brilliantly hilarious or hilariously brilliant..:-P Excellent writing!

     
  • At Thursday, February 01, 2007 9:20:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Not only the illustrious professor
    but also many distinguished students and alumni of the great IIPM dated and mated successfully due to the amazing contact generated thanks to excellent amount of contact hours.

    --Suman
    -----------------------------------
    Eat your goat before it is born

     
  • At Sunday, May 24, 2009 2:44:00 AM, Blogger vinaysy said…

    how hilarious can someone be?

     

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