Indian Institute of Ponytail Management - IIPM

This blog is devoted to the study of Ponytail Management - a field that was given its initial impetus by none other than Arindam Chaudhuri of the Indian Institute of Ponytail Management (IIPM) fame who started a the first ever course on Ponytail Management in the world famous IIPM at Delhi.

Friday, March 31, 2006

April Fool's Day Special on Ponytail Management at IIPM

All Fool's Day (April 1) is the most important day of the year at IIPM. April 1 also known as IIPM day, marks the start of a new financial year for IIPM and as we all know the financial year is more important that the academic year at IIPM. April 1 also marks the start of yet another financial year of recruiting IIPM brand fools by the thousands into the IIPM fold. It also marks the release of an equally large number of IIPM brand fools into the "real world" where they run about like headless chickens till they are collected back by IIPM and appointed as IIPM faculty. Arindam Chaudhuri celebrates April 1 in his inimitable style by releasing his revised and autographed autobiography to all IIPM students. A separate museum of IIPM memorablia is being established in Delhi to take care of the growing memorablia collection.

Monday, March 06, 2006

Advances in Ponytail Management at IIPM - III

The current bird flu crisis that has resulted in the culling of millions of chickens across the world has been examined with great interest at IIPM. As we all know, chickens are the favorite bird of Arindam Chaudhuri as he never tires in counting them before they hatch. He has also been instrumental in creating thousands of IIPM chickens through the IIPM system, who roam the world at large in a fruitless search for jobs before they find themselves culled by the IIPM system to decorate the exotic spread on the dining table of Ponytail himself. A prime example of the true blood chicken like character of IIPM chickens is in the case of the IIPM alumni who became a hostile witness (a strong legal word for what is essentially chickening out) in the Jessica murder case. Ponytail was so proud of the truly chicken like behavior exhibited by that IIPM alumni that he put his case as essential reading in every national daily in the country in true-to-form IIPM style. This seems be clear signs of the bird flu crisis likely to hit the IIPM chickens and the Indian government will soon have to take upon itself the task of culling all the IIPM chickens before they hatch out of IIPM.
 
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