Indian Institute of Ponytail Management - IIPM

This blog is devoted to the study of Ponytail Management - a field that was given its initial impetus by none other than Arindam Chaudhuri of the Indian Institute of Ponytail Management (IIPM) fame who started a the first ever course on Ponytail Management in the world famous IIPM at Delhi.

Friday, March 31, 2006

April Fool's Day Special on Ponytail Management at IIPM

All Fool's Day (April 1) is the most important day of the year at IIPM. April 1 also known as IIPM day, marks the start of a new financial year for IIPM and as we all know the financial year is more important that the academic year at IIPM. April 1 also marks the start of yet another financial year of recruiting IIPM brand fools by the thousands into the IIPM fold. It also marks the release of an equally large number of IIPM brand fools into the "real world" where they run about like headless chickens till they are collected back by IIPM and appointed as IIPM faculty. Arindam Chaudhuri celebrates April 1 in his inimitable style by releasing his revised and autographed autobiography to all IIPM students. A separate museum of IIPM memorablia is being established in Delhi to take care of the growing memorablia collection.

6 Comments:

  • At Friday, April 07, 2006 9:42:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Can we put this in the national dailies!

     
  • At Thursday, April 27, 2006 11:00:00 PM, Anonymous Ravi said…

    How do I apply to the Institute of Ponytail Management? Am I eligible to sign up without actually growing a ponytail. Is taking care of the ponytail a part of the course? Is it also open for bald people. Do they have hair weaving?

    Someone please clarify

     
  • At Friday, April 28, 2006 8:03:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    so nice article.....i think they sell ponytails to earn money for publicity...u agree..such a bad taste!!!!
    it should be eat ur chicken before they hatch...what do u all say?

    Rakesh

     
  • At Thursday, May 04, 2006 5:06:00 AM, Blogger Ashish Singh said…

    I am desparate to get into the Indian Institute of ponytail Management, but i am unable to master the chicken counting before they even hatch, the art which Mr Malay (papa ponytailed) mastered by getting a MSc, PHd and M.Phil from Berlin school of economics even before the institute was founded...my my what speed!! I would never be able to get a PHD in 1 year the way Papa ponytailed managed....i feel like ponytail-challenged fool!

     
  • At Sunday, May 24, 2009 2:39:00 AM, Blogger vinaysy said…

    Seriously Funny dude..

     
  • At Wednesday, July 28, 2010 10:11:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

     

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