Indian Institute of Ponytail Management - IIPM

This blog is devoted to the study of Ponytail Management - a field that was given its initial impetus by none other than Arindam Chaudhuri of the Indian Institute of Ponytail Management (IIPM) fame who started a the first ever course on Ponytail Management in the world famous IIPM at Delhi.

Monday, August 07, 2006

Coke and Pepsi at IIPM

The recent news about both Coke and Pepsi having a cocktail of pesticides in every bottle of Coke and Pepsi has captured the imagination of IIPM. The redoubtable Arindam Chaudhury of IIPM has been appointed as consultant to both Coke and Pepsi - the historic first time that both rivals have appointed the same consultant.

An advance copy of the consultant report has leaked out and it is clear that IIPM in its inimitable style has advised both companies to learn from the IIPM experience. As you know IIPM has always given a free laptop to every IIPM student. This scheme is so popular that it is advertised in every national daily. On similar lines, IIPM has strongly advised both Coke and Pepsi to advertise that a free cocktail of pesticides is available in every bottle of Coke and Pepsi.

For the first time in history both Coke and Pepsi will run a joint campaign to promote the pesticides. IIPM has already started using Coke and Pepsi as pesticide spray in and around the IIPM towers all over the country. It is learnt that the advance copy of the consultant report has already leaked to the farmer community who are now hoarding Coke and Pepsi bottles to be used as pesticides on their farms. It is well known that two litre bottles of Coke and Pepsi are far more economical to use than the pesticides sold by pesticide companies.

This is one more major truimph for the consulting practice of Arindam Chaudhury and IIPM.
 
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